How to deal with a massive break up

[Corigami]

ayo i play the %*#& out of women, thats what you gotta do, if your girl wants to leave ya, be like girl! i get bitc&es and ne ways im tired of you leaving the fuc*$in microwave on im duces. gotta get dem girls lined up, and you gotta cheat at least once to have a knife to hide behind your back

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Phott]

ayo i play the %*#& out of women, thats what you gotta do, if your girl wants to leave ya, be like girl! i get bitc&es and ne ways im tired of you leaving the fuc*$in microwave on im duces. gotta get dem girls lined up, and you gotta cheat at least once to have a knife to hide behind your back

Derp?

[Zipfinator]

ayo i play the %*#& out of women, thats what you gotta do, if your girl wants to leave ya, be like girl! i get bitc&es and ne ways im tired of you leaving the fuc*$in microwave on im duces. gotta get dem girls lined up, and you gotta cheat at least once to have a knife to hide behind your back

The sad thing is this is probably how he really thinks. Look at his avatar.

[RefaelBA]

ayo i play the %*#& out of women, thats what you gotta do, if your girl wants to leave ya, be like girl! i get bitc&es and ne ways im tired of you leaving the fuc*$in microwave on im duces. gotta get dem girls lined up, and you gotta cheat at least once to have a knife to hide behind your back

Classy.

[Phott]

The sad thing is this is probably how he really thinks. Look at his avatar.

I wonder which one is him.

[Noodles]

Doesn't particularly help unless you're naturally somewhat knurd, like me

For everyone else, a nice sausage inna bun will surely give them something else to think about.

And no, that's not onna them yufeeisms.

You sir, have won the internet.

And that's cutting me own throat.

ayo i play the %*#& out of women, thats what you gotta do, if your girl wants to leave ya, be like girl! i get bitc&es and ne ways im tired of you leaving the fuc*$in microwave on im duces. gotta get dem girls lined up, and you gotta cheat at least once to have a knife to hide behind your back

[YokaI]

ayo i play the %*#& out of women, thats what you gotta do, if your girl wants to leave ya, be like girl! i get bitc&es and ne ways im tired of you leaving the fuc*$in microwave on im duces. gotta get dem girls lined up, and you gotta cheat at least once to have a knife to hide behind your back

Hey I mess the fuck out of my woman, that's what you have to do. If your girl wants to leave you, be like "Gurl! I can get a new bitch and besides, I'm tired of you leaving the microwave on! I'm Done with you!" You gotta have them girls lined up, and you have to cheat at least once so you have a knife to hold behind your back.

Still doesn't make sense.

P.S. That post makes you sound like a real winner when it comes to the ladies.

[coder0xff]

He does have a point, though. lol

Seriously, you gotta find the right balance between nice guy and ass hole. Neither on its own will suffice.

[InZaneFlea]

Spend 3 months trying to get over her, until she comes back saying she's been trying to push you away because she didn't want to hurt anymore, still loves you, and wants to be with you so badly.

At least, that's what just happened to me, wee.

[coder0xff]

Kick her in the balls. looool